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"I'm very glad you do this… However, I must admit that
looking at your site is a little like picking at a scab.
No—more like stabbing at an old scar or playing baseball with a
phantom limb but actually hitting with the stump." —H.B.
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sometime in the early '90s. She is a former writer and Associate Editor
of The Onion.
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only please. Bitch about any technical glitches to web designer Shannon,
who, unlike Maria, can do something about it.
Manning works on your Pathetic Geek website. She runs Sparkle
Television and has performed and produced lots of live shows
and TV shows. Politely
to Shannon, who can do something about it.
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